Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I came so hard my ears popped.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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