If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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