I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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