dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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