you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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