I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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