gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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