Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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