I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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