DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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