His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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