shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Operation Purity has been aborted
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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