either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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