I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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