I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
