Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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