I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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