I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my vagina is haunted
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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