Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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