just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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