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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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