Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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