why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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