Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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