In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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