I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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