Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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