It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So many bounce houses so little time
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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