Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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