people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This is my gift to your gina
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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