You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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