what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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