How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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