Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
