im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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