That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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