Porn is love you can see.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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