And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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