i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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