Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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