My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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