? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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