I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I bet he comes in French.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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