if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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