check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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