we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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