she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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