"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she told me i tasted like america
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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