i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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