I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
