dude i'm inner monologue high
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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