Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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