The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
