whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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