'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
